Lonzo Ball to Dad: “I Just Want to Dance”

In a surprise move, NBA Lottery Pick, Lonzo Ball, has revealed to his father, LaVar, that he will be withdrawing from the upcoming draft to pursue a life-long dream of becoming a professional dancer. LaVar Ball met up with StN Sports crew.

“Man, I was pissed at first.  I just created a new shoe brand for him, it’s called Big Baller Brand (BBB), you’ve probably heard of it.  To quote my favorite rapper Pitbull, we were gonna be ‘Worldwide’”

Later in the interview, LaVar’s tone on his son’s career path changed.

“Like I said, I was ticked off.  But I realized this could be a huge opportunity for me – I mean my son.  That’s why I want to use this opportunity to launch my – I mean our, new company Big BallerINA Brand (BBB).  It wasn’t hard, a few marketing moves, a few changes in the factory, and few mock-ups.  I brought one with me, you wanna see?”


LaVar stated that his dance shoes will retail for $495 and come with a lifelong supply of daddy issues.  We also were able to catch up with the other Ball boys, LiAngelo and LaMelo.

“Is this gonna be published?” said the younger LaMelo . “Please call someone, this guy is homeless and tied up my real father in the basement.  Please call for help! I don’t want to sleep in the shed anymore.”

Well, we know someday, LaMelo may have a future in comedy, but for now, we will keep you updated with any further information within the Ball family.


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