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Takkarist McKinley Trolled by ‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl

During the NFL Draft, last Thursday, LB Takkarist McKinley, who was drafted 26th overall by the Atlanta Falcons, dropped an f-bomb on live TV.  He repeatedly stated afterwards “Fine me later, man,” and has since apologized to the NFL and its viewers.

‘Cash Me Ousside’ girl, Danielle Bregoli, with full understanding of the English language, reportedly took McKinley’s words to heart.

“Dis b*tch gonna steal my thunder. Of course I’mma fine him later.  I’mma fine him later in the parking lot and whoop dat ass. How bout’ dat?! Yo, ATL, ya’ll better watch out.”

After the product of failed parenting was done with her rant, she proceeded to get knocked out in the parking lot by none other than Takkarist McKinley.  The video tape is being reviewed by the NFL, but spokesmen for the league don’t seem to be worried about McKinley’s future.

“He just gave her the Joe Mixon “one and done”.  We haven’t talked about any suspension yet, and probably will just fine him later.”


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